4/27/11....2 of each at ahhhh the beach

its spring break again yay!

or wait, summer break? ahahaha ,')

claudia

AP and MP

and chen..representing

rad jack and the swede in the distance

now that the swede is a surfer 2

sorry ya this post chock full a puns and insiders (jokes that is, so ya all good, you can laugh along w/ us. none of it prob all that funny anyways. laughing for no reason is good too

..but only one of these....my magic stick (surfboards miami), w a big ass hatchet fin...

4/27/11...over the river and thru the hood...before the beach we go...

.boring, unless u happen to be into random shat as much as me

(if not so much, skip to the next one ahaha)

cool oversized deco sconces

bulb explosion

and a dinosaur head

i mean really? like who the F looks at this and is all "honey look! its sooo perfect for our living room!" 

alright alright, back to center...

love this ornate bench made a wood and marble..detail

these super rad, esp if u into stars... not so into them but, could start maybe

blue balls

(ahahaha, i think i am 5)

you think it still works?

here's ur boob shot for the day

a mariner's merlady heaven

where the seatless rusted bikes cost $250

cuz last i checked, not having a seat is extra comfy...um not so much

well, surely there some a you out there that just might be into this.....

2 for tworoger woop woop

insane color blue

love this guy....

and even better that he sitting behind this sunglass wearing pipe tokin' puffer fish

bubble gum machine anyone?

big lamp shade

and more 2's on big ol rusted barrels yay

sea of toilets ahaha

fab orange tho

and glass block...always 

4/26/11.....bamboo from shanghai, large charging schlongs, and oh ya, some surfing too

bitches ahaha

always do appreciate new graffiti in town

but oh so quick we went road trip....

(feel free skip all these if u no care so much to see my dia prior to beach haha)

(much more interesting the day got after this, trust me)

and here i found myself oh so deep away from the beach at:

customs... 

yes

cool tube thing u gotta go up tho, MIAMI FREE ZONE

made some friends lol

customs dude john hooked it up

lotta damn paper work for 600 sq ft of bamboo?

(this shot prob way illegal btw)

and these guys at FedEx not want get shot..

ahaha, no going postal please folks

(few detours along the way)

but ahh yes, many hours, few mishaps, but lol in the end our bamboo passed

thank you miami free zone

can u move closer to the beach please for next time, and um, 

bring this cool tube thing w/ u?

never thought we'd make it back, but lo and behold we did..

and a fun lil wave coming in

that is, if u ride a LB....

funny smile face...kermit the frog-esque this one

biondi

haha, O'dog borrowed my magic board for a few

biondi down da beach..1

...2

and huddled up on the beach...ahaha....classic, jimmy kai man and janelle

and um, then we get to these....

boys and their......

not sure these are even remotely appropriate, tho none the less, hilarious so....

lets just laugh, and not call child services ahaha please..

(if u've been following the blog at all these last few weeks-- this ever funny yet inappropriate penis shows up at randomly funny yet inappropriate moments. It first showed up strapped to the roof of a well deserving neighbor's car in our parking garage...

well folks, kai man found it sitting in the garage corner this evening, and once again,

 next thing i know, the huge blow up penis is back.

I admit, i was laughing too darn hard to tell him to stop, did come to my senses tho, after a few inappropriate penis antics;)

"CHARGE!!" 

..kai man yells as i getting out of my auto

here we see kai man charging mr denman, the swede..
 "like a knight medieval times mama!"

yes kai man..tho um, not quite.. 

and as if all that was not enough,ahaha

 my metal prints came in yay!

super stoked, they look so pretty (for the girls) and gnarley rad dude (lol for the boys)

for real tho, good stuff...lmk if u would like to see/ purchase any

perhaps u've yet to fill ur dope south beach wall art quota this year...?

and i'll leave you now w an ode to south beach color fab trio...